Take heart. There is a massive effort under way to convince you that the election results, Britain’s exit from the E.U., Freedom of Speech, common sense immigration policy, prosperity, lower taxes, the concept of American Exceptionalism, and you……………are WRONG.  Yes, the same people who told you that Hillary’s crowds of 200 were the same as Trump’s crowds of 20,000, and that Trump had a 2% ( Huffington Post Nov. 7 2016 ) chance of winning the election, are now telling you how wrong and stupid you are. Is it working? Do you believe it? Well……..I’ll tell you some stuff you have to believe in order to be a Progressive in America:

Freedom of Speech only applies to those that you agree with. Anything else is blasphemy and “hatespeech”.

You think there is anything called “hatespeech”. FYI:  I can say what I want ( even if I’m not serious)  and I CAN, and will, OFFEND YOU. Grow up, idiot.

Importing the worst elements of a foreign, hostile nation are the key to the “melting pot” that is America.

Encouraging people to move to  America and become dependent on welfare instead of facing and overcoming the corruption in their own country is kind and generous.

There are so many people confused by their hoo-hoos and ding-a-lings that we must convert every public school’s bathrooms ( from 1st grade to college ) to some weird unisex standard.

Halting, for 90 freakin’ days, immigration from hotbeds of freedom and innovation like Somalia, Yemen, and Iran is an affront on the American Dream.

Unconstitutional executive orders are great if a member of the Progressive Elite signs them, yet constitutional orders signed by anyone else are the same as declaring yourself Hitler.

Being a disgusting racist is awesome if you are part of an identity group that is approved as “oppressed”.

Republicans “obstructed” Obama from implementing his agenda, even though in the past 8 years the left got everything they wanted, without legislative approval. ( I now sickeningly realize that the Republicans could have stopped Obama’s agenda, based on the actions of the democrats post-election )

Mexico and South/Central America’s illiterate, socialist, ignorant, and impoverished poor are a net gain for America’s economic growth and health.

All 7 billion people on the face of the Earth are entitled to the protections of the American Constitution, whether they are here or not, legally or not.

Beating, spitting on, screaming at, and attempting to destroy those that politically disagree with you is valiant and courageous.

Islam and Sharia law are compatible with Western Democracy and the Constitution…………and women wearing hijabs is empowering and the sign of a true feminist.

Black hooded and masked anarchists burning and rioting in the name of Global Socialism, and funded by real-life Nazi George Soros, are really Trump supporters.

I could go on and on, but you get the idea…………don’t you?

“Two things are infinite………the Universe and human stupidity………and I’m not sure about the Universe” – Albert Einstein