Everybody Must Get Stoned

The Face Of Evil?

 Another year is upon us, and in my opinion, it will be a very long one. Over 2 years into the Stalin…oops, I mean Mueller, “investigation”, there is absolutely no evidence or testimony that claims – much less proves – that President Trump is an agent of Russia ( pause for belly-laugh ). Now, if you’ve got an IQ over 70, you know there never will be any such evidence or proof. If you possess an IQ under 70, or in other words are a progressive leftist, you don’t know much at all. Except that white people are evil and a “Make America Great Again” hat or a Trump t-shirt is the equivalent of being a Klan member. Oh, and that “National Socialism” is awesome…..unless you abbreviate it, that is.

 To be honest, I have grown tired of arguing with morons and fending off death threats and “doxing” for being one of the very few vocal patriots left in the United States. I have grown weary of spending my time explaining to people who have college degrees, yet can’t tell me who won the war of 1812 – ( and yes I’m serious….I frequently engage in online spats with “highly educated” progressives that can’t answer that question without using Google ) – that they are completely ignorant of the history, formation, laws, and structure of the nation that they inhabit and seek to destroy.

Recently, an iconic American brand with an equally iconic slogan announced to the world it is under the sway of dumbass social justice warriors. Gillette, of “The Best A Man Can Get” fame, has released its new ad campaign christened, “The Best Men Can Be”.  Usually I just sigh and yawn when stuff like this happens, but the fact that this is a brand based solely on selling products to men – American men –  makes this ad disgusting and disturbing. If you haven’t seen it here you go:

https://youtu.be/koPmuEyP3a0

 Just so you know, this is the decision of the parent company Procter and Gamble. Yes, a well-known and verified global polluter and chemicals manufacturer has decided to virtue signal for profit. That fact alone should open the eyes of the dupes that produce,  proffer and consume this garbage, but no….they think the French and Indian War was fought between the French and the Indians. Over how to make the best curry chicken, no less.

The Hitlerian tactics of the left aren’t limited to evil globalist corporations, though. In the past week we’ve seen kids from the Covington Catholic School in Kentucky demonized for being, frankly, the best behaved high school kids ever. In the face of racist “victims” ( the Black Hebrew Israelites – stifle another belly laugh ) shouting slurs, and a drunken Indian hobo banging a drum and wailing, these kids acted like kids……not punks…..yet now these MAGA hate-hat wearing demons will be forever punished online by people with far more privilege than they will ever have.

The hits are coming at a faster and faster rate. Roger Stone, a sometime advisor to Trump and podcast host, had 29 Feebs….oops, I mean FBI agents in body-armor, storm into his home at 6 AM and terrorize his wife and dog in order to frog-march him out of his domicile – in front of  a timely and conveniently placed CNN camera crew ( Wow, Mueller leaks like a cheap diaper, doesn’t he? ).  Stone’s crime? He “lied” to the FBI in a “process crime”. In case you were wondering, I’ll give you an example of what we’re discussing : Let’s say that you are being interviewed by Robert Mueller, or God-forbid this guy:

Yes, this asshole started a coup while cheating on his wife.

The interrogation begins: “Mr. Racist Trump Supporter, can you tell me what you had for lunch today?”. Response: “Why yes, I had a ham sandwich.”. The questioning then stops and you are called in a week later to “clarify your remarks”. Again, it begins with, “Mr. Racist Trump Supporter, in our last interview I wasn’t clear on one of your answers….so let me ask again, what did you have for lunch a week ago today?”. You pause to ponder the question and then respond, ” Oh yes, I remember…..it was a turkey sandwich.”. Within seconds you are handcuffed and on your way to solitary confinement at an undisclosed Federal prison. Your crime? You just “obstructed justice” and “lied to Federal investigators” in the “Russia investigation”. Don’t believe me? Just ask Paul Manafort if he’s still alive and you can find him…..or Roger Stone before he disappears into the Department of Justice’s black hole. The SJW progressive left, the Media, and the ridiculous-yet-dangerous Democrats won’t be happy until you get the same treatment.

Keep in mind, this is all happening under the fake crisis of the “Government Shutdown”. Call me a jerk, but 87 % of the government has been open, and in my opinion, if my tax dollars are paying for “non-essential employees”, then just stay home forever. Let me ask you, how many “non-essential employees” do you have working for you? Would you like to be considered as “non-essential” at your job? Would you think yourself valuable and safe in your employment with that designation?  Now, if you’re in the Armed Forces, you should get paid. If you’re in the TSA I don’t care. The TSA’s job is to ogle pics of your wife’s naked body-scan and steal stuff out of your luggage, all while deterring no one. If you’re an air-traffic controller, again….I don’t care. Why is the TSA not privatized? Why are the controllers not privatized? Do you feel good about the lazy slob you interacted with at the DMV controlling your air travel? Me neither. The airline industry is amok with Union and local government corruption and that’s why flying sucks.  I’m sure that some jerk will explain to me, in his death-threat-email, about how blah-blah-blah and blah-blah-blah…..but I don’t buy it. I’ll make you this guarantee: Private enterprise would do a far better, more efficient, safer job than the Gubm’t.

No one cares when normal hardworking people lose their jobs…..there’s no message on your Capital One credit-card website offering “Help For Those Affected By Their Boss Being An Assh@le”,  so why do the 800,000, out of 4 million ( Oh my God are there that many? ) government workers – making an average of $90,000 a year with a lifetime pension and benefits – warrant this breathless and dramatic coverage? The last time you were unemployed….did Fox News and CNN do a “countdown clock” for how many days it lasted? Didn’t think so. You are being whipped into a frenzy by corrupt globalist corporations selling you outrage and fear.

Will it stop? Uhhh…..no. Will it come to a conclusion without civil conflict? In my opinion……no. Is there one outlet you can trust to tell you the truth, other than the Empire? Again….no.  So…..as the President caves in to the demands of the soulless left in an effort to appease the mob – while being betrayed by his confidants and the entirety of the republican party – while the 63+ million who voted for him cower in fear and refuse to stand up and defend themselves and their country, there is nothing left to do but enjoy the twelve years that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says we have left before the Earth boils us off its surface. Good thing full-term abortions and illegal immigration will continue unabated until that day, right? Yeah, right.

“Well, they’ll stone you when you walk all alone…”  – Tom Petty/Bob Dylan

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The Questionable Sessions

A very strong case could be made that without the recusal and inaction of Attorney General Jeff Sessions, there would be no “Russia investigation”. The only place you would hear the current Mainstream Media narrative of “collusion”….oops, that’s not right anymore….I mean “obstruction”, are the fringe corners of the internet and cable news. The entire theory has less evidence going for it than the assertion that Barry Soetoro….oops again, I mean Barack Obama, wasn’t born in the United States. Regardless, the appointment of Jeffrey B. Sessions III has, by every measure, been an absolute disaster.

You might like Jeff, but I don’t. I realize that many people think he’s a good guy, because he came out early during the ’16 campaign as a Trump supporter. Well, call me paranoid, but when Sessions became the Attorney General – in the 60 seconds before his recusal – I got a bit worried. It’s not that his lifetime, seemingly never-ending career in State and Federal government was that remarkable, it was that he is representative of the kind of “good ole’ boy” Republican of the last century that I do not mourn the passing of. To me, he and many of his former Senate colleagues make the case for term limits, but I digress.

Attorney General Sessions didn’t just irritate with his surprise, and complete, recusal from all things Russia and Hillary, he further chafed everyone’s backside by appointing the corrupt idiot Rod Rosenstein to abuse the office in his stead. What did outstanding guy Rosenstein do before they even changed the letterhead? He put Robert Mueller in charge of an investigation in search of a crime, with a virtually unlimited mandate and no end-date. Well, as everyone knows, you’ve got to do something at work, as surfing the web and watching the clock just won’t cut it. That’s when AG Sessions thought it an absolute imperative to initiate the policy of asset forfeiture, for any criminal offense……..and even better, he reinstated the Federal guidelines for mandatory sentencing instead of using a case-by-case nature. Oh, I nearly forgot, he also has a particular bugaboo for marijuana…..the plant, its users, and any State that has voted to decriminalize or approve it in any capacity. He has directed Federal law enforcement…..you know, the guys we all really, really trust…..to ramp up prosecution in these aforementioned States. So, at least he’s found something to do to occupy himself.

Amidst all of this there are many people out there who believe that this is all a ruse. The main reason for this optimistic appraisal of Sessions is the information released on anonymous internet forums under “QAnon”. QAnon is an alleged high-level person (or persons) that has been providing information about the secret war inside our government’s intelligence communities. The information has been astoundingly accurate – when not provided by an imposter – and it asks multiple series of questions that lead the reader down the path of the Obama administration’s illegal and treasonous activities. Just recently, with the discovery of proven-liar Susan Rice’s email to herself, moments before leaving the White House, QAnon seems to once again be proven correct. Rice’s “we did it by the book” email is a poor attempt to cover the fact that Obama met with his intelligence officials, on his way out of office, to conspire to withhold information from the incoming President and Commander-in-Chief.  In case you didn’t know, that has never happened before…… because it is unconstitutional – like virtually everything Obama did. Anyway, QAnon repeatedly tells us to “trust Sessions”, implying that Jeff is somehow being a super-secret-agent that will eventually leap into this constitutional crisis like a ninja and defeat America’s foes. Well, I’m no “Q”, but I think that’s crap. I think Jeff Sessions is exactly what he seems to be: a feckless, weak, impotent, spineless jerk – who can be solely blamed for the ridiculous Mueller investigation.

I’d love to be wrong about little Jeff Sessions, but I really don’t think I am. I don’t “trust Sessions”, and I don’t think you should either. But hey, maybe all of his seizing of private property, putting American citizens in prison, doing nothing to “sanctuary cities”, and ruining people’s lives for smoking weed will be worth it. Right.

“Good people don’t smoke marijuana” – Jeff Sessions