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The Face Of Evil?

 Another year is upon us, and in my opinion, it will be a very long one. Over 2 years into the Stalin…oops, I mean Mueller, “investigation”, there is absolutely no evidence or testimony that claims – much less proves – that President Trump is an agent of Russia ( pause for belly-laugh ). Now, if you’ve got an IQ over 70, you know there never will be any such evidence or proof. If you possess an IQ under 70, or in other words are a progressive leftist, you don’t know much at all. Except that white people are evil and a “Make America Great Again” hat or a Trump t-shirt is the equivalent of being a Klan member. Oh, and that “National Socialism” is awesome…..unless you abbreviate it, that is.

 To be honest, I have grown tired of arguing with morons and fending off death threats and “doxing” for being one of the very few vocal patriots left in the United States. I have grown weary of spending my time explaining to people who have college degrees, yet can’t tell me who won the war of 1812 – ( and yes I’m serious….I frequently engage in online spats with “highly educated” progressives that can’t answer that question without using Google ) – that they are completely ignorant of the history, formation, laws, and structure of the nation that they inhabit and seek to destroy.

Recently, an iconic American brand with an equally iconic slogan announced to the world it is under the sway of dumbass social justice warriors. Gillette, of “The Best A Man Can Get” fame, has released its new ad campaign christened, “The Best Men Can Be”.  Usually I just sigh and yawn when stuff like this happens, but the fact that this is a brand based solely on selling products to men – American men –  makes this ad disgusting and disturbing. If you haven’t seen it here you go:

https://youtu.be/koPmuEyP3a0

 Just so you know, this is the decision of the parent company Procter and Gamble. Yes, a well-known and verified global polluter and chemicals manufacturer has decided to virtue signal for profit. That fact alone should open the eyes of the dupes that produce,  proffer and consume this garbage, but no….they think the French and Indian War was fought between the French and the Indians. Over how to make the best curry chicken, no less.

The Hitlerian tactics of the left aren’t limited to evil globalist corporations, though. In the past week we’ve seen kids from the Covington Catholic School in Kentucky demonized for being, frankly, the best behaved high school kids ever. In the face of racist “victims” ( the Black Hebrew Israelites – stifle another belly laugh ) shouting slurs, and a drunken Indian hobo banging a drum and wailing, these kids acted like kids……not punks…..yet now these MAGA hate-hat wearing demons will be forever punished online by people with far more privilege than they will ever have.

The hits are coming at a faster and faster rate. Roger Stone, a sometime advisor to Trump and podcast host, had 29 Feebs….oops, I mean FBI agents in body-armor, storm into his home at 6 AM and terrorize his wife and dog in order to frog-march him out of his domicile – in front of  a timely and conveniently placed CNN camera crew ( Wow, Mueller leaks like a cheap diaper, doesn’t he? ).  Stone’s crime? He “lied” to the FBI in a “process crime”. In case you were wondering, I’ll give you an example of what we’re discussing : Let’s say that you are being interviewed by Robert Mueller, or God-forbid this guy:

Yes, this asshole started a coup while cheating on his wife.

The interrogation begins: “Mr. Racist Trump Supporter, can you tell me what you had for lunch today?”. Response: “Why yes, I had a ham sandwich.”. The questioning then stops and you are called in a week later to “clarify your remarks”. Again, it begins with, “Mr. Racist Trump Supporter, in our last interview I wasn’t clear on one of your answers….so let me ask again, what did you have for lunch a week ago today?”. You pause to ponder the question and then respond, ” Oh yes, I remember…..it was a turkey sandwich.”. Within seconds you are handcuffed and on your way to solitary confinement at an undisclosed Federal prison. Your crime? You just “obstructed justice” and “lied to Federal investigators” in the “Russia investigation”. Don’t believe me? Just ask Paul Manafort if he’s still alive and you can find him…..or Roger Stone before he disappears into the Department of Justice’s black hole. The SJW progressive left, the Media, and the ridiculous-yet-dangerous Democrats won’t be happy until you get the same treatment.

Keep in mind, this is all happening under the fake crisis of the “Government Shutdown”. Call me a jerk, but 87 % of the government has been open, and in my opinion, if my tax dollars are paying for “non-essential employees”, then just stay home forever. Let me ask you, how many “non-essential employees” do you have working for you? Would you like to be considered as “non-essential” at your job? Would you think yourself valuable and safe in your employment with that designation?  Now, if you’re in the Armed Forces, you should get paid. If you’re in the TSA I don’t care. The TSA’s job is to ogle pics of your wife’s naked body-scan and steal stuff out of your luggage, all while deterring no one. If you’re an air-traffic controller, again….I don’t care. Why is the TSA not privatized? Why are the controllers not privatized? Do you feel good about the lazy slob you interacted with at the DMV controlling your air travel? Me neither. The airline industry is amok with Union and local government corruption and that’s why flying sucks.  I’m sure that some jerk will explain to me, in his death-threat-email, about how blah-blah-blah and blah-blah-blah…..but I don’t buy it. I’ll make you this guarantee: Private enterprise would do a far better, more efficient, safer job than the Gubm’t.

No one cares when normal hardworking people lose their jobs…..there’s no message on your Capital One credit-card website offering “Help For Those Affected By Their Boss Being An Assh@le”,  so why do the 800,000, out of 4 million ( Oh my God are there that many? ) government workers – making an average of $90,000 a year with a lifetime pension and benefits – warrant this breathless and dramatic coverage? The last time you were unemployed….did Fox News and CNN do a “countdown clock” for how many days it lasted? Didn’t think so. You are being whipped into a frenzy by corrupt globalist corporations selling you outrage and fear.

Will it stop? Uhhh…..no. Will it come to a conclusion without civil conflict? In my opinion……no. Is there one outlet you can trust to tell you the truth, other than the Empire? Again….no.  So…..as the President caves in to the demands of the soulless left in an effort to appease the mob – while being betrayed by his confidants and the entirety of the republican party – while the 63+ million who voted for him cower in fear and refuse to stand up and defend themselves and their country, there is nothing left to do but enjoy the twelve years that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says we have left before the Earth boils us off its surface. Good thing full-term abortions and illegal immigration will continue unabated until that day, right? Yeah, right.

“Well, they’ll stone you when you walk all alone…”  – Tom Petty/Bob Dylan

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Dumb And Dumber

  Let’s get something out-of-the-way before I begin today’s column: If you are expecting commentary, or a defense of, the Helsinki Summit between Trump and Putin, you are about to be disappointed. First, what took place between the leaders of the U.S. and the Russian Federation was a standard meeting between world powers, and nothing spectacular took place.  Second, the “Russia Narrative” is fantasy, and nothing but an excuse for the loss of a poor candidate with a poor message. What started as a ruse to cover the criminality of the Obama administration quickly became the mechanism for the removal of a duly elected President by the Unelected Progressive Bureaucracy. Frankly, I have grown tired of arguing with  idiots about this issue, and if you still believe in the Russia fallacy – that a defeated nation with the economy of Italy, that two previous administrations ignored while it invaded Georgia and then Crimea, and that could not (outside of nukes ) pose any military threat to the U.S ( For example, the United States has 10 active aircraft carriers and Russia has one )  – all with China is on the march – then I have no desire to attempt to reverse your intellectual failings and incredible ignorance. Feel free to keep calling for nuclear war over Clinton campaign opposition-research if it floats your boat.

Russia’s Single Carrier Belching Smoke

Moving on, the Democrat party in the United States is drastically swinging left in a way that borders on insanity. I know, after eight years of the most incompetent, divisive, and corrupt administration ever undertaken….who would have thought that the political left could get crazier? Well, they are.  28-year-old Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently won her Democrat primary against 10-term incumbent Joe Crowley. She’s a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, what I call a “Dazi”, and she’s like, super cool and stuff. In her recent appearance on PBS’s “Firing Line”, she was asked a series of innocent and simple questions. One query to Ocasio-Cortez was a request for clarification about her repeated assertions regarding  “the situation in occupied Palestine” and what she thought that meant. She could neither define what “occupied Palestine” was, nor how it related to geopolitics. She literally sat there looking ( and being ) stupid. Her answer was ” I’m no expert….”, even though in college she majored in international relations. Okay, so she’s dumb about foreign policy, so what?

“Dazi” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

  ( Don’t take my word for it…..the link below will take you to the interview )

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/firing-line/video/alexandria-ocasio-cortez/

Well, next she went on to opine that “capitalism hasn’t always existed….and it won’t always”. I’m not sure what economic system Ocasio-Cortez thinks has created the most luxurious standard of living ever recorded in human history…….but I know, and it’s capitalism.  She then claimed that we have “unrestricted capitalism”, and spat out some Obama-like gibberish about how evil that is. Wow. Maybe she’s confused about what the word “unrestricted” means. So she’s dumb about the economy too (even though she majored in that as well), so what?

Ocasio-Cortez was then asked about her take on the current state of the economy. Easy, right? Nope. She went on to say that the low unemployment numbers are a ruse, and the truth was that it’s only because “people are working two jobs…..and 60, 70, 80 hours a week, so…”. Uh…that’s not how unemployment is calculated. Not even close. This is when I realized that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez literally knows nothing. A college graduate with a degree in economics and international relations, yet she knows absolutely nothing about either subject. How could someone who is, no offense Alexandria, this demonstrably stupid gain enough votes to win her primary? Oh, I know….. it’s because the Left is made up of babies in adult bodies, who loudly cry and have tantrums without ever really knowing anything about anything. This is what happens when someone thinks history started the day they were born, and sadly that’s a lot of folks.

If you think Ocasio-Cortez’s victory is a fluke, I have bad news for you. She’ll probably go on to win, and between now and then we are going to see more people like her. Dumb ideas and even dumber agendas. I hope you’re not tired of hearing about “social justice”, “gender equality”, “patriarchy”, “LGBTQQPP+”, and “trans issues”, because that’s what has now consumed progressive-left politics. If you don’t believe me, you can tune in to her upcoming appearance at the Facebook-sponsored  2018 Netroots Nation conference August 2-4th……….where the biggest issues of the New Left will be discussed…..namely “menstrual equality”. I’m not joking. Sigh.

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain