Ahmed Mohamed and His Magical Money Making Muslim Mystery Hoax

I don’t know what’s worse, President Obama and Mark Zuckerberg rending an immediate knee-jerk reaction to what now has been exposed as an obvious premeditated hoax, or the legions of liberal pundits and PC Warriors that continue to defend Ahmed Mohamed. In researching my column I came across many idiotic stories claiming to be “news” from all the typical main stream media/fecal material providers. The worst part is how as the days march on – like the Ayatollah’s Army – the usual suspects are actually doubling down on the ridiculous notion that there is somehow a tidal wave of anti-muslim racism on display all across the nation. It’s bad enough that every single fictional show, ie: Law and Order ( every incarnation ), CSI, ad nauseam, seems to find a never-ending supply of evil white neo-nazis perpetrating hate crimes upon defenseless muslims. I guess in addition to being irrelevant, our media has also now become complete fiction.

Let me recap the events in Irving, TX. Three days after the anniversary of 9/11 a teenage muslim boy named Ahmed Mohamed brought a disassembled 1980’s era digital clock to school, re-packaged in a metal case, then packaged in a briefcase. The very same bureaucracy that throws kids out of school for wearing American flag shirts on cinco de mayo, making their hands into gun shapes, and chewing pop tarts into deadly weapons  (after young Ahmed showed the device to every teacher in every period trying to illicit a response) called The Fuzz to intervene. Our Young Muslim Victim then decided not to cooperate with authorities and was questioned by police.

Enter our quick-to-interfere-and-interject-in-tribal-issues president to save the day! A statement issued about what a “cool clock” it was, and how we need more “kids like you”. Now add a host of typical outlets pretty much saying, ” Yeah! You get ’em, Prez! What a display of Typical American Racism! “. Well…….oops.  From the Gateway Pundit – “Two investigators who have studied…..Mohamed’s device provided by Irving, TX police have concluded that Mohamed did  not make the clock. Both concluded that Mohamed disassembled a manufactured clock and installed it in a large pencil box without its casing. Both say it was done to provoke suspicion or to resemble a bomb.” Now, I actually looked at multiple images of this thing and…… it looks like something you would see in the last few minutes of an episode of 24 .

Add to all of this the facts regarding lil’ Ahmed’s dad, Mohamed ElHassan Mohamed. He owns several businesses in the United States (good thing muslims don’t have to pay interest on loans – don’t believe me? Look it up)  as well as a solar energy company in Sudan. He also ran for President of Sudan twice from his Texas home. Throw in there that he is a known muslim activist, advocating the acceptance of sharia law, involved in a dispute with the city and mayor of Irving. If this isn’t sounding like an obvious set up to you at this point then I have some beachfront property in Iraq to sell you.

In my humble opinion, Ahmed Mohamed and his father Mohamed Mohamed ( running theme? just sayin’ ), planned a hoax event in order to advance an agenda, correctly judging the stupidity and silliness of the American Left to promote themselves and their cause. They truly must think themselves genius at this point……with the President of The United States inviting them and their hoax device to the White House. Toss in thousands of dollars from internet funding, thousands more in free Microsoft stuff, and the fawning adulation of The Idiot Masses, and  now the Mohamed family are enormous benefactors of their great “injustice”.

If we can’t even see through silly, juvenile, obvious ploys like this one we must truly be doomed. Imagine how easy the Japanese would have had it in World War 2 if America then had been ruled by this politically correct madness. Have we lost our minds this completely? Maybe so. And if you’re someone who disagrees with my opinion? Ask yourself this: Would you be allowed to take “Mohamed’s clock” on an airplane? Would you sit next to someone on a plane with this device? If your child, or yourself, took this same device to school or work would you get an invitation to the White House and the defense of the press? Try it and find out….. if you would  like to be familiarized with a cavity search and a jail cell.

Enough is enough. This is nothing more than what some Native Americans used to call “Counting Coup”, where the objective was ” to get close enough to touch or strike him with the hand, a weapon, or a “coupstick.”- Encyclopedia of the Great Plains, with the intent to show the amount of dominance they had over their enemy, while at the same time humiliating them. So let’s all line up to get smacked in the face……and then apologize for it.


“People at the school thought it might be a bomb……… because it looks exactly like a f*cking bomb,”- Bill Maher



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