If Hillary Clinton has pneumonia then I’m an underwear model with a 28 inch waist. It really is starting to look like a 1940’s satire of old world dictatorship within the Clinton campaign. I’m starting to think that by the time election night comes along, Hillary Clinton will be the modern political equivalent of “Weekend at Bernie’s”……. replete with all the jokes and sight gags, but with very real, very unfunny results for the rest of us.

It is an exercise in irony that the sole focus of the Democrat platform is Trump’s inability to be president due to his “temperament”, when it is now obvious that Hillary has all the vim and stamina of a sack of moldy potatoes.

For those who buy the pneumonia excuse, how trusting you are. I guess it’s been the world’s longest continuous case of the respiratory condition……..since there has not been a Clinton news conference in over 9 months, nor a speech lasting longer than half an hour, and now we know why: because every time her puppet masters and staff push her on stage they hope that she doesn’t fall over or start bobbling like a dashboard Hula Girl on a paint mixer.

The behind-the-scenes conversations taking place must be tense indeed. Now it’s a crap-shoot every time she goes in front of a camera, because her condition is unmanageable and unpredictable. What’s more troubling is the media lock-step in covering for her past misdeeds and failures, and now her obvious poor health.  Let’s be honest……she went to Chelsea’s apartment because an emergency room visit would mean eyes and mouths out of Clinton’s control possibly blabbing about her health. Don’t forget it took several hours after the “incident” to come up with the pneumonia cover, which makes zero sense when you look at the pictures of her rubbing all over her grandchildren after “recovering”……. who would expose their loved ones to a serious contagious illness like that?

The real story is that Hillary Clinton is an incompetent, corrupt, lifelong pathological liar bent on becoming the 1st female president…….and exposed corruption, leaked documents, failing health, falling polls, and a pathetic record as Secretary of State will not stop this megalomaniac from pursuing this ambition.

I can only imagine the worried and anxious enemies of America……..rubbing their hands together in the hopes that the woman they have paid off will be able to make good on their millions. The problem is that now it has become virtually impossible to hide the many problems Clinton has, even though the media has already decided to toss out even the appearance of unbiased reporting. Now they are quite literally propping up Hillary Clinton, but that should come as no surprise……the left has been covering up the health problems of their candidates going all the way back to Franklin Roosevelt and before.

But, this is all wacko conspiracy theory……..so I’ll just get back to my 8-Big Mac-a-day-diet…….it’s how I keep that 28 inch waist and my underwear modeling contract.

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.” – Abraham Lincoln