We’ll Always Have Paris

Would you like to know how to perform a 10 second I.Q. test? It’s easy……..find the individual whose I.Q. you would like to ascertain, and then ask the following question: “Do you believe in man-made global warming…oops, I mean climate change, and if so, do you support a global system of world politicians to implement a solution?”. If the answer is in the affirmative, congratulations!……..you have successfully identified a knuckle-dragging idiot, racist, and easily led and manipulated fool! Sadly though, the individual in question may be a friend, co-worker, or family member. Oh well……equality of critical thinking and intelligence isn’t a “thing”, nor is it guaranteed by our Constitution. I know it’s hard to come to the realization that there are people in your life that need to be scraped off, like barnacles on the bottom of a boat, but…….in truth, there are those people………and odds are if they believe in “man-made climate change”, they need to go.

First of all, without debating the “settled science” of The Weather…..oops, there I go again……I mean, Climate Change, Barack Hussein Obama entered this awful agreement without the consent of Congress and the Citizens of the United States. By its very formation, the Paris Accord is an international treaty that binds us to the whims of foreign diplomats, and as such requires passage and approval by Congress. This country fought a war over two hundred years ago in order to stop the governance of our lives by Aristocrats thousands of miles away……..how odd it is that the most ignorant among us, the Social Justice Warriors, are eager to become a serf-state once again in service to their God of Global Government.

Most people I see commenting on our withdrawal from the Paris Accord are completely ignorant of what it entails, and are simply virtue-signaling……..just like they do with everything else. So……here are a couple of horrible things that the Accord would have accomplished:  A Heritage Foundation study found that the Paris agreement would have increased the costs for electricity for an American family of four by at least 13 percent – and up to 20 percent – annually. So……does that sound like Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo (Ruffalo actually said “the death of entire nations” will be a consequence of pulling out of the Paris Accord- what an A-hole) will pay the price for their “War on Weather”? Or does it sound like real people with real families will carry the burden…..even though DiCaprio and Ruffalo generate more pollution with every film production, promotion tour, and then subsequent luxury vacation than 1000 normal people do for their entire lives? In the same study, it was found that : The effect of the agreement would be to reduce U.S. GDP by over $2.5 trillion (our GDP is about 3.5 trillion- so do the math)  and eliminate at least 400,000 jobs by 2035. This is all in addition to growing rates of welfare and entitlement spending……..not to mention the ever-increasing cost of Social Security…….so how will we manage to pay for everybody’s Gubm’t Cheese? That would require thinking beyond the desire to make yourself feel good, not to mention look awesomely thoughtless on Fakebook. Throw in Obama’s commitment to have the United States spend over a trillion dollars by 2025 – in bribes to undeveloped countries in exchange for NOT developing their own energy – and you have a disaster.

You may be wondering why I included “racist” in my analysis of supporters of the Paris Accord……..so I’ll explain. As I mentioned before, developed nations would pay undeveloped nations incentive cash to not produce and consume energy in levels higher than they are now. Guess what? Most of the undeveloped world is not white……and with the passage of the Accord, pampered Progressives are telling these folks that, “hey…….I know you want a house that’s not a shack, and air-conditioning, running water, waste management, an automobile, access to technology, and pretty much all the stuff that I take for granted……but I say you need to just keep living your quaint little stone-age life……and watch your children die before you do at 40…….because my ignorant virtue-signaling is worth more than your value as a human being”.

I do believe in climate change……..want to know why? Because the climate of the Earth has been changing since the dawn of time, and much more drastically than it has during the reign of modern mankind. I would urge you to actually do some research into things like “The Ice Age”, or for some real troubling data, the period known as the “Younger-Dryas”……..both are pretty recent in the history of the Earth, and both blow the Progressive political agenda known as “man-made climate change” into little bits.  Al Gore wrongly told us that by 2015 we would all be drowning in melted ice-caps and polar bear corpses……….and literally every other prediction ever made by the weather alarmists has proven to be just as silly and impotent. If you are truly horrified by CO2 emissions and the human impact on the environment…..let me suggest the only solution that will lessen your “carbon footprint”………..Adult Self-Abortion. We won’t miss you, and neither will Mother Earth.

“The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are! And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas……”  – George Carlin