Christmas morning came yesterday for the Progressive Left, and all that was under the tree was a giant lump of coal. Strangely though, after the “testimony” of the World’s Biggest Baby – James Comey – the news didn’t seem to reflect what I saw and heard. First of all, I find Congressional testimony of any kind to be vapid, pointless, and a waste of tax dollars……..and yesterday was no exception. Secondly, any member of congress that speaks doesn’t really ask any questions, they spit out talking points for 20 minutes in an attempt to lead the “witness” to the answer they desire……and again, yesterday was no exception. So…..let me refine for you what happened: The Uniparty narrative of Russian/Trump collusion died, and James Comey demonstrated that he is an embarrassment to law enforcement officials and grown-ups everywhere.

I heard a lot of obvious lies from Comey. Like the creepy, juvenile way he claimed that Trump whispered leerily in his ear, ” I really look forward to working with you”……after the 6 foot 8 Comey’s attempt to hide in the oval office curtains failed. The problem is that the meeting is on video, and Comey’s claim is patently false. It also seems that the press is now deciding which of the former FBI director’s statements are lies, and which are not. When he says that he was pressured to lay off Hillary, he’s lying…..but when he says Trump used “body language” to influence his investigation, he’s telling the truth. I see.

How much longer will Congress use this ridiculous snipe-hunt as an excuse to not do the business of governing? What the hell is the point of voting Republican, or at all? I have been absolutely blown away by the monumental production put on by idiots like Rubio ( let’s be honest his only focus is deciding whether to run in ’20, or ’24 ) and the blatantly senile John McCain in an effort to “get to the bottom” of things. Remember, this is a Republican investigation.  Well, they certainly have hit bottom for sure………because six months into complete Republican control of government………. no wall, no tax reform, no Obamacare repeal, no Trump appointees approved to replace Obama’s deepstate……….nada. They are on a path to complete defeat in 2018, and they will try to blame it on Trump instead of themselves……because they still think you’re stupid.

Now back to the embarrassment that was, and is, James Comey. Is this what 8 years of an identity politics manchild being in charge does to the institutions of our government? The immaturity and whining of Comey, Sally Yates, and every other Obama-era imbedded official is astonishing. It seems that during the last two terms, important positions were filled with millennial morons and maturity-retarded desk-jockeys that are all-too-willing to subvert federal law, and the U.S. Constitution, in a scorched-earth partisan quest to destroy an elected president. Comey came off as a giant pansy…..weeping over being criticized as a crappy FBI director after being fired. In the vein of a 15-year-old girl, after being dumped he decided to leak classified documents, through a pal, to the media in a quest for revenge. He said, “I hoped it would trigger the appointment of a special prosecutor”……and it did. The deepstate then appointed Comey’s mentor, and real-life best friend, Robert Mueller to the position. Gee, I wonder what his “investigation” will look like…….especially since there is now no need for one, according to Comey’s own testimony. How is Comey walking free? Why isn’t he in jail?

Comey also went on to slander Trump with cries of, “I just had to write everything down, I was so worried about him lying”, and “I felt intimidated”. This giant (literally) wuss was a federal prosecutor and director of the FBI! Federal prosecutors, heck…..prosecutors in general, are ego-driven lawyers – that only care about how many “wins” they score in court and how many of their cases are overturned, not about the guilty or innocent…….all in a quest to be the next Mayor, Governor, or Congressman. Sorry…..but it’s the truth…….and we’re supposed to believe that this career government strong-arm enforcer  was just too terrified of Trump, and too “weak” and “cowardly” to act on Trump’s mean bullying. Only one thing became clear to me after yesterday’s testimony……that Trump was called a liar by a feeble hack that has been proven a liar. Oh……and that Obama’s Justice Department ordered a cover-up of the Hillary Clinton investigation…….but we knew that already, didn’t we?

Are you still in doubt about the insane effort to destroy the Trump presidency and it’s anti-globalist agenda by the Uniparty and the Progressive media machine? What soap-opera tripe will be squeezed out next? Will it still be “Russia, Russia, Russia!”, or more of John McCain’s golden-shower fictions? Maybe more of Colbert’s and Bill Maher’s incest fantasies? More stories about ice cream scoops?  What excuse will Congress now use to do nothing for the American People? The lies and hate spewing forth from the fiction-peddlers at the New York Times and the Washington Post are only increasing with every defeat of their narrative, and I don’t see that stopping now. I’ve always wondered how the people in Hitler’s bunker kept doubling-down on their sad claims of beating back the allies while the world burned around them, and what their mindset might have been…….well, now I know. Thanks, Establishment….now get back to your bunker……as the world burns around the rest of us.

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on……….or by imbeciles that really mean it……” – Mark Twain