Crybaby Comey

Christmas morning came yesterday for the Progressive Left, and all that was under the tree was a giant lump of coal. Strangely though, after the “testimony” of the World’s Biggest Baby – James Comey – the news didn’t seem to reflect what I saw and heard. First of all, I find Congressional testimony of any kind to be vapid, pointless, and a waste of tax dollars……..and yesterday was no exception. Secondly, any member of congress that speaks doesn’t really ask any questions, they spit out talking points for 20 minutes in an attempt to lead the “witness” to the answer they desire……and again, yesterday was no exception. So…..let me refine for you what happened: The Uniparty narrative of Russian/Trump collusion died, and James Comey demonstrated that he is an embarrassment to law enforcement officials and grown-ups everywhere.

I heard a lot of obvious lies from Comey. Like the creepy, juvenile way he claimed that Trump whispered leerily in his ear, ” I really look forward to working with you”……after the 6 foot 8 Comey’s attempt to hide in the oval office curtains failed. The problem is that the meeting is on video, and Comey’s claim is patently false. It also seems that the press is now deciding which of the former FBI director’s statements are lies, and which are not. When he says that he was pressured to lay off Hillary, he’s lying…..but when he says Trump used “body language” to influence his investigation, he’s telling the truth. I see.

How much longer will Congress use this ridiculous snipe-hunt as an excuse to not do the business of governing? What the hell is the point of voting Republican, or at all? I have been absolutely blown away by the monumental production put on by idiots like Rubio ( let’s be honest his only focus is deciding whether to run in ’20, or ’24 ) and the blatantly senile John McCain in an effort to “get to the bottom” of things. Remember, this is a Republican investigation.  Well, they certainly have hit bottom for sure………because six months into complete Republican control of government………. no wall, no tax reform, no Obamacare repeal, no Trump appointees approved to replace Obama’s deepstate……….nada. They are on a path to complete defeat in 2018, and they will try to blame it on Trump instead of themselves……because they still think you’re stupid.

Now back to the embarrassment that was, and is, James Comey. Is this what 8 years of an identity politics manchild being in charge does to the institutions of our government? The immaturity and whining of Comey, Sally Yates, and every other Obama-era imbedded official is astonishing. It seems that during the last two terms, important positions were filled with millennial morons and maturity-retarded desk-jockeys that are all-too-willing to subvert federal law, and the U.S. Constitution, in a scorched-earth partisan quest to destroy an elected president. Comey came off as a giant pansy…..weeping over being criticized as a crappy FBI director after being fired. In the vein of a 15-year-old girl, after being dumped he decided to leak classified documents, through a pal, to the media in a quest for revenge. He said, “I hoped it would trigger the appointment of a special prosecutor”……and it did. The deepstate then appointed Comey’s mentor, and real-life best friend, Robert Mueller to the position. Gee, I wonder what his “investigation” will look like…….especially since there is now no need for one, according to Comey’s own testimony. How is Comey walking free? Why isn’t he in jail?

Comey also went on to slander Trump with cries of, “I just had to write everything down, I was so worried about him lying”, and “I felt intimidated”. This giant (literally) wuss was a federal prosecutor and director of the FBI! Federal prosecutors, heck…..prosecutors in general, are ego-driven lawyers – that only care about how many “wins” they score in court and how many of their cases are overturned, not about the guilty or innocent…….all in a quest to be the next Mayor, Governor, or Congressman. Sorry…..but it’s the truth…….and we’re supposed to believe that this career government strong-arm enforcer  was just too terrified of Trump, and too “weak” and “cowardly” to act on Trump’s mean bullying. Only one thing became clear to me after yesterday’s testimony……that Trump was called a liar by a feeble hack that has been proven a liar. Oh……and that Obama’s Justice Department ordered a cover-up of the Hillary Clinton investigation…….but we knew that already, didn’t we?

Are you still in doubt about the insane effort to destroy the Trump presidency and it’s anti-globalist agenda by the Uniparty and the Progressive media machine? What soap-opera tripe will be squeezed out next? Will it still be “Russia, Russia, Russia!”, or more of John McCain’s golden-shower fictions? Maybe more of Colbert’s and Bill Maher’s incest fantasies? More stories about ice cream scoops?  What excuse will Congress now use to do nothing for the American People? The lies and hate spewing forth from the fiction-peddlers at the New York Times and the Washington Post are only increasing with every defeat of their narrative, and I don’t see that stopping now. I’ve always wondered how the people in Hitler’s bunker kept doubling-down on their sad claims of beating back the allies while the world burned around them, and what their mindset might have been…….well, now I know. Thanks, Establishment….now get back to your bunker……as the world burns around the rest of us.

 

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on……….or by imbeciles that really mean it……” – Mark Twain

 

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Fascists In Diapers

I saw much activity over the weekend, and I suspect I will see more over the next four years, that has been called “protesting”. What I really saw was something I call “Diaper Fascism”. Big babies using mob tactics to subvert things they don’t agree with. We had an election and the progressives lost, yet what we see is the extension of the bratty, self-righteous  ignorance that followed Al Gore’s loss in 2000. In fact, this “protesting” seems to happen every single time progressives lose an election, a referendum, a State House bill, an argument………or the keys to their car.

I was angry….. because even though twice in the last decade progressives put their Golden Calf in the White House and what was the response of people who didn’t agree? Nothing. We watched the peaceful transition of power, we choked on Obamacare (which a Democrat congress passed without public review or opposition votes – no riots) and gagged at the abuse of Executive Powers by a naive with a “pen and a phone”……still no riots….uh, I mean protests.

The disintegration of knowledge on behalf of the progressive public is equal to the disintegration of the standard of behavior they employ. What has Trump done to bring about such “protest”, when he has been in office less than 48 hours? Did Trump bankrupt America? What is being protested? Several dopes used the Soros-funded phrase “set your clock back 300 years”, which is odd……..considering Trump has more women in positions of power than his opponents……..and that Trump doesn’t support any rollback of gay “rights” either…….but who cares, right? The millions of supposedly college-educated people who have no idea that we are 50 individual states, and that the president must win the “popular vote” in each of the states, seem to have ignored a whole lot of illegal action……I guess because their multicultural demigod was the culprit.

Some of the things progressives failed to protest:

Obama giving Iran over 1.8 Billion dollars without congressional approval.

Obama and Clinton blaming the September 11th 2012 Benghazi terror attack on a YouTube video……and then jailing the filmmaker……all to avoid a pesky re-election issue.

Obama administration illegally putting James Rosen ( reporter ) and his family under surveillance, and jailing Dinesh D’Souza as punishment for a producing an anti-Obama film.

Obama authorizing and carrying out drone strikes that killed 4 American Citizens on foreign soil.

Obama’s seizure of land for the Federal Government – Nevada for example is over 80 % owned by the Feds.

Supporting the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, failing to support the Green Revolution in Iran in 2009, then unconstitutionally authorizing Iran’s path to a nuclear weapon, again without congressional approval.

Funding, training, and arming ISIS in the middle east, all in order to overthrow the leader of another sovereign nation (Syria) and stoke a new Cold War with Russia.

Obama accruing more debt in 8 years……. than all of the previous presidents combined in our 240 year history.

Those are just a few of the things that didn’t motivate the New Hippies to action, but I’m not surprised. Nor was I surprised that they didn’t protest Clinton taking over 20 percent of her campaign cash from Saudi Arabia – where if you are a woman you can’t own property, drive, or even leave the house without a male escort – and not the fun kind.

What I find truly hilarious is that these “marches” and “protests” are funded by globalist unions dependent on George Soros – the guy who was a collaborator under Nazi occupation in WW2, and then in an interview called it ” the happiest time of my life”.

It seems that all this “protest” is nothing more than a giant, blubbery, ridiculous temper tantrum. What an awful lesson these people teach to children……to be completely ignorant about how your own government works and why, and to cry and stamp your feet while you destroy other people’s property. How immature and sad it is that this many people are so incredibly clueless about the REAL problems facing America and the World after 8 years of lying, appeasement, abuse of power, and media propaganda.

The only upside of the actions of the Diaper Fascists is this: You look and sound really, really stupid, because you can’t even articulate what you are protesting or why……..you just wrap yourself in empty slogans and vagina hats. To all the people in the real world, you and whatever “issues” you have chosen to “bring awareness to” so you can “be heard” are silly and completely out of touch. In case you didn’t know, you are the reason Trump won………so start protesting yourselves if you really want to see change.

“We cannot negotiate with people who say what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.” – John F. Kennedy

 

 

 

War Is The Answer

In the past days I have been seriously thinking about which direction to go in the pursuit of my next column. The problem is, there are so many horrible things going on at once that it is difficult to pick just one or two to address. Should I talk to you about the sham that is the selection process for our next president? How about the collusion of both parties to continue abusing and soiling our Senate and so-called House of Representatives?  Or maybe about the huge racial and cultural divide currently splitting the legal population? Oh, or better yet, the absolute abject failure of our co-opted “Press” in giving any unbiased, no-agenda, reporting on any of the issues I just mentioned, or anything else for that matter?

Then it came to me. War is the answer. If you logically go through every single major issue facing the United States…….and what the hell let’s throw in the rest of the globe…..the answer to any question is war. Not just in the middle east, not just on your t.v., but on scale on par with nothing we have seen before. Don’t get me wrong, this is the absolute last thing I would want to happen, and it would be awful in more ways than I can imagine. The big problem is that as soon as you look outside these porous borders of ours, every issue and argument seems to be leading to an unfortunate yet inevitable conclusion. Let’s pick a few points and follow the bouncing betty.

Over the past 7 years the United States has either ignored or abandoned every commitment made to our strategic allies all over the world. Whether I agree with what those commitments were and if they were wise decisions matters not, as it sets a very dangerous example. We have failed to honor our commitments to defend free satellite states of the Old Soviet Empire, as Putin gobbles up former chunks of the once dead USSR. We have reduced our military in number and technical development. What once was a formidable fighting force is now a social experiment for transgendered, homosexual, and female soldiers. Our Navy has been reduced by half, with more cuts in the pipeline. In fact, our Prez now demands any increase in military spending be matched with more welfare and entitlement dollars. We have drawn “red lines” all over the middle east, each nothing more than an empty political tool for domestic gain with no thought to the lives that teeter on such proclamations. In my opinion, the U.S. has no business interfering in other nations affairs……but when the Chief Executive makes a threat, it should not be as empty as the suit he wears.

We have built ISIS. Do you hear that leftist weirdos? To those that claimed we created Al Qaeda during the Bush years and yakked on and on about Haliburton, etc., etc.. Well here’s your new crusade ready made for you. By leaving Iraq ( and we can discuss whether we should have ever been there or not later ) with an announced timeline and regardless of the state of affairs, we opened the door to islamists to run wild. In fact, once again in my opinion, we systematically used the “arab spring” to topple leaders like Mubarak in Egypt and Qadhafi in Libya, and have been trying to do the same to Syria’s Assad. Have you asked yourself why? After seeing the obvious mistake of removing Saddam as a barrier to Iran and a hammer to the islamists, why would we continue to follow the same disastrous course all over the middle east? It’s pretty clear that the 7th century headchoppers populating that part of the world were scared to death of the brutal dictators that held an iron grip on them. Well guess what? We traded a handful of distasteful, power mad, dictators for thousands of them that cannot be reasoned with or diplomatically handled.

We have slapped our ally Israel in the face at every turn. Calm down, Jew-haters, I know there is a bunch of people who think that the “Eveeel Jooooooose” are responsible for all the world’s ills, but if you’re one of these folks you need to read a book or two and realize what kind of company you’re in ( and it ain’t good ). Israel is the only democratic nation in the region, and our on-paper ally, yet we have acted as much as their enemy as anyone else……..denying fly over access to their jets for a preemptive Iran strike, denying ammunition and arms, and refusing to honor our promises of joint defense. And speaking of Iran……hey America! do you realize who our new best buddy is? It’s Iran! You know……the folks who have been killing and maiming American soldiers all over the world for decades! The folks who chant “death to America” and mean it…….you know, the freakin’ bad guys! Now we are giving them a nuke!  Not only that but in the super-secret agreement our Caesar made for us behind closed doors, we actually have an obligation to defend their so-called “peaceful” nuclear enrichment sites. Does that sound like a path to peace to you?

As a result of all of this U.S. foreign policy failure, Europe is being flooded with muslim “refugees”. As an example, there is a small town in Germany with a population of 120 that is bracing for an influx of over 700 non-german speaking “refugees” that just so happen to be 70+ percent male.** The U.K., France, Germany, and Italy are all on the receiving end of huge masses of peaceful Islamists who can’t speak the language, are dependent on social welfare/services, and are brimming with the desire to implement Sharia law on the communities they are infesting. Shoot, Obama is shipping thousands of them here for good measure, which sounds like a great idea, doesn’t it? Now in addition to hordes of illiterates from south of the border, we can throw in some terrorists too!

America is in huge debt, or as Trump would say…Yuge Debt. Our 8 trillion dollar debt at the start of our Dear Leader’s tenure has been more than doubled to over 18 trillion *.  We can never repay this debt, even as with unfunded liabilities every single person in America currently owes over a quarter of a million dollars…..even your little kids and babies. Are you good for that? See why the democrats’ promises of free college and free this or that are absolutely ridiculous at best and terrifyingly evil at worst? At the same time our education system is a failure, churning out generations of idiots who think “climate change” is the most serious problem we face. I mean WTF is with that, and how are so many people so damned stupid? To think of all the huge problems we need to confront….. and yet a giant percentage of the population wants to cut our own throats in global competition so we can pee into the wind?   The weather? For real? You people think we can change the mechanics of the very universe? Wow.

Add to all of this the weight of the  global population. China is packed with a billion plus people who are mostly male and mostly deprived of any opportunity to do anything with their lives. India is brimming with young, aimless men also.  Do you think that’s an odd thing for me to mention? It’s not. Want to know why? Because countries with population crisis like that need something to do with all of those bodies, not to mention finding the resources to feed them. Historically the answer is war. When you combine poor economies with poor leadership, bad things happen. Kind of like putting American soldiers on the battlefield right next to Russian soldiers. Can someone tell me why our president is dead set on arming and funding the Islamic state, using our troops to defend them, and doing this in direct opposition to Russia – who is engaged in active combat with them? How long before an incident that leads to disaster happens?

And there you have it. All of the things I have mentioned lead to a very troubling conclusion. How does the U.S. rise out of deepening recession? How does China manage it’s population and failing economy? How does Iran use it’s newfound and America-given hegemony in the Middle East? How does Europe contain the Islamic crisis it has helped create and is so far powerless to stop? It seems that no matter what the question is, sadly and predictably,  a World War is The Answer.  We won the last one, but I fear that a nation of climate changin’, gender reassignin’, celebrity worshippin’, Bernie Sanders lovin’, Benghazi lyin’, spray tannin’, Ferguson burnin’, and selfie takin’ whiners is ill equipped to win, or even survive, the next one.

 

“War, what is good for……….?”  – Norman Whitfield/Barry Strong

 

 “Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums………..go back to sleep…” – Maynard Keenan – A Perfect Circle

 

 

 

*US Debt Clock

**USAToday

The New Rebels

Where did all the rebels go?

My point is this: there are no rebels anymore. I vividly remember that my best friend Chris and I in 1992 went to do something that was utterly unthinkable. We went down to “Body Images” on Howell Mill Road in Atlanta and got tattooed. His Dad, always willing, even signed a form claiming to be my Dad, all so we could get tattoos at the tender age of 17. You may read that and say, “Oh, okay, that’s cool…..”, but you would be missing the point. The point was that we were undertaking an action that would affect our lives in ways that you can’t imagine. The reason you can’t imagine is because everybody has tattoos nowadays, to the point where you don’t even look at them anymore. Shoot, you can go to church and see the pastor with a sleeve of tats, dressed like a yuppie, pretending to be cool and awesome.

In fact, sometimes I feel a little bitter about it. I have been thrown out of Kroger, receiving a “criminal trespass” citation, for having long purple hair and visible tattoos. I was looked at by the school system as a loser and failed student because of it. I was on the receiving end of harassment and profiling by law enforcement because of it as well. I remember strangers and family alike saying, ” Are you in the Navy? Did you get those in prison?”.  I don’t tell you this for sympathy, or because I’m whining about it, but because it was the price I paid for being “a rebel”.  I made the choice, I lived it, I have no regrets, it’s part of who I am. I tell you this because there were real consequences for my rebellion.

You see, I was different in my heart than the norm, and I was willing to face the negative reaction to my decision to be something else. I wanted something different for myself than what I was told was acceptable, or even possible. The naiveté of youth perhaps, but a conviction I stuck to regardless. I am an artist, singer-songwriter, performer, and all around pain in the ass.

The problem is that the Establishment has taken over the symbols of my rebellion, and I see an entire generation pretending to be different – yet all by being the same.  Yeah, it was cool to be a communist in the sixties, a socialist in the seventies, a hippie in the eighties, etc., but what is cool now? I ask because I don’t know. Seriously.

The leftist ruling Oligarchy (and that’s both parties) is obsessed with tribal identity politics. Everywhere I look I see groups……gays, blacks, latinos, whites, muslims,  jews,  atheists, people who celebrate Festivus, and every identity you can imagine. What a bunch of rubes. I’ll say it again loudly in case you didn’t hear me……..IF YOU IDENTIFY AS YOUR RACE, GENDER, SEXUAL PREFERENCE, OR POLITICAL PARTY….YOU ARE A RUBE AND AN IDIOT. Ok, that’s enough capital letters to insure making my point.

I say this because I believe in a New Rebellion, where people start to look at themselves as individuals, not part of a never-ending grievance class, or gender, or race. See, our founders knew the importance of this. That’s why they set up a system, when implemented without the interference of the Elite, that values each of us as individuals, with our own individual rights, capable of exercising those rights regardless of what anyone else thinks or says. Because I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, black, white, brown, male, female, or a deluded old Olympian fool who can’t decide. Just stay out of my way in pursuing life, liberty, and happiness…..and I’ll stay out of yours.

What was envisioned over two hundred years ago and then painstakingly put into writing will still work……if only we let it. It is the ultimate guarantee of fulfilling your life and destiny as an individual person. I say be a rebel………reject being a tool of those that have made you trade your individual voice and name for a classification. Are you blindly, like a lemming, following the herd? Do you accept, without doing your own research and critical thinking, man made global warming and race/gender politics? Aren’t you more than your race, sexual preference, and political party? Aren’t you? I hope you are……..because The New Rebellion needs you. Besides, look around. When you realize that you have become the same “different” as everyone else, maybe it’s not too late for you.

 

  ” I can say what I want to…..even if I’m not serious. I can say what I want to…..even if, I’m just kidding.”  Tool