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Ahmed Mohamed and His Magical Money Making Muslim Mystery Hoax

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I don’t know what’s worse, President Obama and Mark Zuckerberg rending an immediate knee-jerk reaction to what now has been exposed as an obvious premeditated hoax, or the legions of liberal pundits and PC Warriors that continue to defend Ahmed Mohamed. In researching my column I came across many idiotic stories claiming to be “news” from all the typical main stream media/fecal material providers. The worst part is how as the days march on – like the Ayatollah’s Army – the usual suspects are actually doubling down on the ridiculous notion that there is somehow a tidal wave of anti-muslim racism on display all across the nation. It’s bad enough that every single fictional show, ie: Law and Order ( every incarnation ), CSI, ad nauseam, seems to find a never-ending supply of evil white neo-nazis perpetrating hate crimes upon defenseless muslims. I guess in addition to being irrelevant, our media has also now become complete fiction.

Let me recap the events in Irving, TX. Three days after the anniversary of 9/11 a teenage muslim boy named Ahmed Mohamed brought a disassembled 1980’s era digital clock to school, re-packaged in a metal case, then packaged in a briefcase. The very same bureaucracy that throws kids out of school for wearing American flag shirts on cinco de mayo, making their hands into gun shapes, and chewing pop tarts into deadly weapons  (after young Ahmed showed the device to every teacher in every period trying to illicit a response) called The Fuzz to intervene. Our Young Muslim Victim then decided not to cooperate with authorities and was questioned by police.

Enter our quick-to-interfere-and-interject-in-tribal-issues president to save the day! A statement issued about what a “cool clock” it was, and how we need more “kids like you”. Now add a host of typical outlets pretty much saying, ” Yeah! You get ’em, Prez! What a display of Typical American Racism! “. Well…….oops.  From the Gateway Pundit – “Two investigators who have studied…..Mohamed’s device provided by Irving, TX police have concluded that Mohamed did  not make the clock. Both concluded that Mohamed disassembled a manufactured clock and installed it in a large pencil box without its casing. Both say it was done to provoke suspicion or to resemble a bomb.” Now, I actually looked at multiple images of this thing and…… it looks like something you would see in the last few minutes of an episode of 24 .

Add to all of this the facts regarding lil’ Ahmed’s dad, Mohamed ElHassan Mohamed. He owns several businesses in the United States (good thing muslims don’t have to pay interest on loans – don’t believe me? Look it up)  as well as a solar energy company in Sudan. He also ran for President of Sudan twice from his Texas home. Throw in there that he is a known muslim activist, advocating the acceptance of sharia law, involved in a dispute with the city and mayor of Irving. If this isn’t sounding like an obvious set up to you at this point then I have some beachfront property in Iraq to sell you.

In my humble opinion, Ahmed Mohamed and his father Mohamed Mohamed ( running theme? just sayin’ ), planned a hoax event in order to advance an agenda, correctly judging the stupidity and silliness of the American Left to promote themselves and their cause. They truly must think themselves genius at this point……with the President of The United States inviting them and their hoax device to the White House. Toss in thousands of dollars from internet funding, thousands more in free Microsoft stuff, and the fawning adulation of The Idiot Masses, and  now the Mohamed family are enormous benefactors of their great “injustice”.

If we can’t even see through silly, juvenile, obvious ploys like this one we must truly be doomed. Imagine how easy the Japanese would have had it in World War 2 if America then had been ruled by this politically correct madness. Have we lost our minds this completely? Maybe so. And if you’re someone who disagrees with my opinion? Ask yourself this: Would you be allowed to take “Mohamed’s clock” on an airplane? Would you sit next to someone on a plane with this device? If your child, or yourself, took this same device to school or work would you get an invitation to the White House and the defense of the press? Try it and find out….. if you would  like to be familiarized with a cavity search and a jail cell.

Enough is enough. This is nothing more than what some Native Americans used to call “Counting Coup”, where the objective was ” to get close enough to touch or strike him with the hand, a weapon, or a “coupstick.”- Encyclopedia of the Great Plains, with the intent to show the amount of dominance they had over their enemy, while at the same time humiliating them. So let’s all line up to get smacked in the face……and then apologize for it.

 

“People at the school thought it might be a bomb……… because it looks exactly like a f*cking bomb,”- Bill Maher

 

If Loving Trump is Wrong…..I Don’t Wanna be Right.

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Sometimes it feels like I am writing the same column over and over. The reason isn’t because I actually am writing the same column over and over, but because the Oligarchs that rule us without our consent are repeating the same bullsqueeze over and over again.

I’m going to be honest here, I love the Trump Campaign. I have not, and will not, give money to them….and frankly the first time I get a whiff of the Herman Cain Syndrome (ie: I want to sell books and get a talk show out of this – no offense Herman, much love, but if you had any balls you’d be prez -) I will turn on Trump like Mitch McConnell turned on his own constituency and Ted Cruze. But unless and until that happens, I am cheering The Donald like a fan at a Def Leppard Concert with their lighter held high during “Pour some sugar on me”.

Why? Because, Holy Crap, we are being herded and run off of a cliff by the same tired old buffoons that told us to vote  for McCain or Romney because they were the “lesser of two evils”. Well, fool me once, shame on you…..fool me a thousand times……..then I’m an idiot…….and I’m tired of being the GOP’s idiot. I have never been an idiot for the left, only because I am able to think for myself and that’s an absolute disqualifier for the party of Alinsky, Stalin, and Mao. The lies, ridiculous antics ,straw men, and weak arguments presented by the Washington Crowd against us have become tiresome.

It’s like watching that tiny lil’ stooge George Stephanopoulos defend Hillary Clinton week after week, day after day…….pretending in front of the whole world that he’s a “journalist”, when he spent years working for the Clintons……even being a part of their White House staff. Do any of the coffee-clatch boobs that watch ABC news every day know that? Probably not. Do the smug, arrogant, jackasses that run ABC know he’s a BLATANT POLITICAL HACK  hiding in Mickey Mouse’s body? Yes…….yes they do. Do they think you’re so absolutely stupid that you won’t notice or care? Yes……yes they do.

So……when both political parties treat you like a leper and an idiot, what is for you to do? Well……until recently, nothing. That’s why Trump is so exciting. I mean, dang………it’s incredibly refreshing to see someone, anyone, taking it directly to the demons in human skin that are our (s)elected leaders. My only reservation is that I am not yet convinced that The Donald is going to see this through to the end. I admit that I have cheered every comment, no matter how crass, that he makes. You know what McCain?……you DO suck. Spending all that time in a POW prison ( namely because America no longer fought wars to win them ) sucks big-time. But really John? Everything you have done since being elected looks like submission and collusion….I’m not saying that you weren’t heroic in the context of your situation, but you are certainly no hero now.

Trump says some dumb things. But at least those dumb things aren’t being read off of a teleprompter. Trump has some liberal/democrat tendencies……and so did Reagan. He famously said, “I didn’t leave the democrat party, the democrat party left me”.  In fact, what’s missing from our political debates and machinations is some honesty. I mean even dumb-ass honesty. I say all kinds of things sometimes that are offensive and stupid……….but at least I’m speaking from the heart and from a place of truth.  We are desperate…….left and right, for someone that will recognize, and put into words, THE TRUTH. And further……….that will speak it and be unafraid of the consequences.

For example, and please hear me out…., I am against abortion. Yet, I believe that in reasonable circumstances, without it being the 3rd trimester, that there is a choice to be made by the person and their family.  According to the pro-life people that makes me a monster. According to the insane, any-abortion-at-any-time-for-any-reason-without-consent people, I am also a monster…….they would say an eighth-month, healthy pregnancy is ok for abortion ( Maybe just to sell the parts ). Is there no room for sanity and common sense in this debate?  I think that America would say, for the most part…..yes there is.

This is just like illegal immigration. With 90 to a hundred million people unemployed ( oh, and if you believe Obama’s unemployment numbers, wow……you’re a lost cause) can America agree we shouldn’t have millions of illiterate, uneducated foreigners sucking up our jobs and tax dollars all while chain-migrating their entire family? Yes, I think so.

We have jihadis shooting up American servicemen and blowing up marathons here at home, while a head-chopping, gay killing, child sex slave having, caliphate sweeps the middle east. Can America agree that we are indeed at war with Islam, or that they are at war with us? Except for the guy in the White House with his “no god but allah” ring……yes, I think we can agree.

And lastly, we are 18 trillion in debt and growing. And that’s just the principle. With interest it’s enough dollars to build a stairway to Pluto. For perspective, we were at half that number six and a half years ago. Can America agree that paying illegals welfare, increasing so called entitlement spending, not developing our own natural resources, incessantly being goaded into juvenile playground race baiting, chopping up babies for spare parts, and being led by a horde of crusty old career politicians in it for the power, is a one way ticket to being a third world country? Yes…..I think we can agree.

So go for it Trump. I don’t think one man can solve our problems…..but I think one man can, at the very least, speak honestly about what our problems are. And as we all know, you can’t fix a problem if you’re not even willing to speak it aloud. So say it with me America, loud and proud…….. ” Our problem is Washington, D.C. and those who are in it.” I for one am ready to pop the giant tick that is our political class……they’ve had enough of our blood.

  ” I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye towards the bottom line. Perhaps it’s time America was run like a business…”   Donald Trump

 

The Saddest Show on Earth

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Usually I like to try and address some of the pending and current disasters besetting our Dying Republic, but at this point I don’t know whether to keep fighting the decay or just hope for a quick death.  If you’re wondering why I feel this way, don’t worry….I’m going to tell you.

See, none of the issues we need to confront and deal with will ever be handled. Not as long as this once great beacon of real freedom is under the spell of that cheap magician named Political Correctness. I bet you didn’t know PC the Magnificent could do tricks, but let me assure you that he does. I’ll give you a couple of examples:

A young, Kuwaiti-born muslim man takes a trip to the middle east, becomes “more devout”, grows a beard, and then decides to shoot several American servicemen to death. You might think at first this was an act of ISIS inspired terrorism…….but Presto-Chango! it’s just another “lone gunmen” depressed and unhappy with life and taking it out on oddly gun-less members of the military….who must’ve been random, unfortunate targets.

An ego-centric man stands before you: A definite Y chromosome, broad shouldered, adam’s apple having, can do 20 pull ups Man. You know, like won-some-gold-medals-in-the-Men’s-category man.  But watch as PC the Magnificent removes the curtain and Abra-cadabra! it’s a girl everybody!

An Illegal alien stands before you: by the very nature of their presence in the country, they are a criminal. In fact, by being illegal and using social services they are committing theft and fraud. Sometimes one even shoots and kills an American Citizen for fun. In steps PC the Amazing….. and Poof! that illegal is now honest, hardworking, moral and true…. all the things that you are not.

An inner city lays before you, let’s say Chicago. In this place dozens of people are victims of violent crime every month at the hands of people who share their culture, community, and pigmentation. In steps PC the Miraculous, and with the wave of a magic wand, it’s all the fault of people with different pigmentation that at best have an unconscious bias and at worst are guilty of blatant racism.

Or maybe there’s a country full of radical religionists, complicit in the murder of American soldiers, bent on ruling the world and stomping on you with an Allah-given fervor, using a nuclear jackboot that we are providing. But wait…….PC the Wondrous folds his arms and blinks and Shazam!, now that nation is a peaceful beacon of light and enlightenment desperately trying to crawl out from under our evil influence.

Now maybe you can understand why my attitude is a little sour on our collective ability to face any of the huge problems we’re staring at. And hey……I know many people now either think with their feelings, genitals, or both….rendering them incapable of critical thought and reasoning. They are the ones that will shout you down when you expose the trick, insisting the girl really was sawed in half and the Statue of Liberty really did disappear.

I still think that most people, like the audience in a magic show, know what is truth and what is not. Out of fear they stay silent. The real problem is that as a culture we have become enablers of crazy. Used to be when your weird Uncle stood up at the dinner table, pissed himself,  and claimed to be Napoleon Bonaparte – you called the guys in white coats with butterfly nets. I guess in Bizzaro-America now you applaud their courage, learn French, put them in a diaper and buy them a funny hat.

Welcome to the saddest show on Earth, it’s mandatory…….so shut up and accept the ridiculous.

  ” Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the  American Public….”

        “There’s a sucker born every minute……”

P.T.Barnum

 

The Republicans Still Just Don’t Get It

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A quick thought here…..(as I am busy scripting the next EmpireofTruth video), The republicans, after eight years of Dubya Bush and six with Obozo, still just don’t get it. Do you know why Mitt Romney lost the last presidential election? I do, and it’s in the numbers.  Millions of ordinary folks stayed home and by default gave the Dems and Obama yet another victory. Why? Because Mitt was, and is, just plain boring. Every current candidate, with the exception of Cruz, is attacking Trump because of his comments on Illegal Immigration. What a bunch of Idiots. I mean historically, technically, and factually they are complete boobs.

Let me state this for everyone…..even those who think with their “feelings”, which is every single supposed progressive, NO NATION CAN SURVIVE MASSIVE UNFETTERED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. I’ve written this before, but in this “nation of cowards” ( Quoting Eric Holder ), we are unwilling to look at a steaming pile of horse shat and call it what it is. You cannot import illiterate, unskilled peoples that do not speak the national language, do not respect the national law, and refuse to assimilate, into what’s left of our culture and expect positive results. As long as we have a welfare state, we cannot have open borders.

But don’t tell that to Rick Perry. He’s what is called ” all hat and no cattle” in Texas. I mean, what a moron. The governor of a border state that is racked with crime and expense at the hands of criminal aliens is attacking an extremely successful businessman, with interests all over the world, over truthful, if un-artful, statements about illegal immigration.. Perry is trashing Trump while praising the efforts of the “tejanos” at the Alamo…..even though he left out the huge fact that it was an army of Mexicans from Mexico that were the attackers.

Let me put it to you this way. If you were a bank robber, or rapist, or murderer, and you see an article in the paper saying, “hey……here in La Ciudad Mexico we have a Sanctuary City. If you come to Mexico illegally, have a felony criminal history, and cannot speak Spanish, we will welcome you! You will have access to medical care, EBT cards, and employment. All you do is show up, we’ll do the rest, Gringo!”.  Who do you think from the United States would flock to this paradise? Well that’s what every “sanctuary city” in the U.S. is doing. Sounds pretty stupid, doesn’t it? You know why? Because it is, that’s why.

Listen, I know people like to make an argument based on feeling good and patting themselves on the back. Something similar to, ” Hey….everybody wants the same thing for their family and to have a good life and what about the children….”.  It’s usually these same intellectual giants that don’t ever actually rub shoulders with illegals, or if they do it’s to condescendingly point out where their shrubs need pruning and yard needs edging.

Frankly, if you are one of these bleeding heart/factually vacant/non-critical thinking/political partisan hacks that just is absolutely set on self destruction, by all means, shut your mouth and open your wallet.

See, there’s nothing preventing you and all the extended-pinkie-finger chardonnay drinkers you hang out with from taking your money and throwing it at every illegal you see. That’s what non-government types do, you know. But my guess is that all those who so strenuously advocate open borders will continue to insist that everyone else pony up the funds through taxation and the welfare state. These same people will claim that we are “a nation of immigrants”, when those that came before did so legally and without the benefit of social welfare.

The crux of the issue is this: If you think that we the enlightened people, who have the memory-span of goldfish, no civics or knowledge of history, and no sense of the greatness and ingenuity of those that came before us, can solve the massive problems we now face with our current philosophy……….oh my.

Because there’s a reason the Chinese built a wall  several centuries ago. There’s a reason Rome fell. There’s a reason that every major civilization built borders around themselves. Because you can’t lock your doors but then leave your windows wide open.  It’s time we open our eyes and close our border, and especially time to staunch the massive bleeding from a wound that’s self inflicted. I invite you, if you disagree, to put your money where your mouth is.  Buy houses, move illegals in, pay for their healthcare and education, feed and clothe them, learn Spanish to communicate with them, and then clean up after them. Only then will I tolerate your soap box moaning about human rights and the children.

Oh……and Illegals are sending (as of a 2013 Washington Times report) over 23 Billion dollars back to Mexico every year. No wonder the Mexican government lobbies our Congress and White House to ignore their citizens illegal entry into our country. And that’s just Mexico.

Just don’t try to tell any of the Establishment Republican contenders any of this. They are all too busy promising more goodies to the non citizen,  talking about the confederate flag, being obsessed with what does or doesn’t dangle between your legs and where you want to put it, and trilling the R’s in Puerrrrrto Rrrrrrico. For the childrrrrrrren, just not yours.

  ” Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm….. Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day he was born…..” Waylon Jennings

Our Leaders are Tools…..and They’re Screwing Us

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I hope you aren’t in the graduating class of the Coast Guard Academy this year…..or the parent, sibling, or of any relation to anyone graduating. My reason for these condolences? I have spent the last two days listening to radio clips, some fawning – some critical, of our Supreme Leader giving the commencement speech to the Coast Guard class of 2015. And……..all partisan political speech aside, what a tool. I can’t imagine being one of these admirable people who voluntarily chose to join, believe it or not, one of the most restrictive and arduous branches of military service.

First of all….. on the surface, it would be a great honor, douchebag Prez or not, to hear that the Commander in Chief him/herself would be speaking at my graduation. Then it happens…….and OMG. I give much respect to all in attendance, regardless of politics, for not standing up and booing…..or saying out loud, ” What the hell does global warming have to do with being in the Coast Guard ?”.  Let me answer that for you in case you’re confused…….Nada. Nuttin’. Zero. Goose egg.

So, for the current narcissist-ego-freak currently sitting in our White House to spend the better part of an hour talking about Climate Change being the foremost threat to National Security is awful.  It’s just another example of the ludicrous, despicable, zero-intelligence attitude that our entire Federal Oligarchy constantly assaults ” We The People” with. Add to this John “Ketchup Billionaire” Kerry’s speech to the developing nations ( bwahahahaha ) in Africa about how bad it is to own and drive a car, use electricity, and heat and cool your home to a reasonable degree. Think about that…. a bunch of folks who desperately want the lifestyle we have built for ourselves, in order to lift themselves out of poverty and filth, being told by a multi-millionaire white guy from America to essentially just shut up and go back to living like it’s the 5th century because it’s  “good for the environment”.

I’m going to tell you all the truth about so-called “man-made climate change”. If it exists at all, we as the human race are powerless to do anything about it. I’m actually old enough to remember how bad environmental  stuff used to be in this country.  Not only is our air and water cleaner than when I was a child, it continues to get cleaner every year, with or without the environmental movement. Don’t believe me? Then stop getting your information from Bill Nye ” the Propaganda Guy”, and Al Gore…..who by the way is a ka-zillionaire off of the climate change hustle, and uses more energy in a week than your family does in a lifetime.  The climate has been changing since T-Rex walked the earth……since there was nothing but one giant continent. It has been changing since before ( the little ice age ) the Industrial Revolution. And do you know why? Because we’re circling the black hole at the center of our universe while being bombarded by a giant, unpredictable, nuclear reactor at the center of our solar system.

If anything, we are ants on an anthill……looking around the back yard we inhabit thinking it’s the whole universe. Gnashing our teeth about how hot and dry it is, or how cold and wet it is, all without realizing in our arrogance how foolish we are. Instead of living our ant-lives to fullest, we are talking incessantly about how to stop the mower from knocking it all down. It’s all very admirable to be good stewards of the environment, and I strongly believe that we should be, but also think critically about WHO is delivering this message, and WHY. Because when those in charge of us also claim control over the land, sea, and air in the name of protecting you….then they have claimed control over every aspect of our lives. And let me ask you this…..why are they better at deciding just how to be a good steward? The very people responsible for polluting, corrupting, and destroying our world are now telling you what you can drive, eat, buy, and use with your tiny little pile of money – all while they live like kings and queens with no thought to the effect on our Earth.

So please, next time an elitist with a private jet, millions of dollars, multiple homes, and 20 plus vacations a year tells you about the dangers of climate change……ask yourself why. Then ask yourself who is the bigger tool, you…..or them. Because while you are tilting at windmills and spitting into the wind, your money is becoming worthless, your children are being saddled with more debt than they can ever repay, and our culture is becoming ignorant and without class or critical thought. And for ME to say that…….wow.

 

 

  *” Since 1998 more than 31,000 American scientists from diverse climate-related disciplines, including more than 9,000 phd’s signed a petition announcing ” there is no scientific evidence that climate change will be a catastrophe, nor that human CO2 or greenhouse gas emmisions is causing, or will cause, a deleterious effect on Earth’s climate”…..”(Forbes Magazine)*

   *Al Gore net worth : 300 Million . (celebritynetworth.com)*

*Coast to coast ( one way ) private jet average carbon footprint, 21 tons – Average American yearly carbon footprint, 19 tons. (www.quora.com)

 

The Crying Game

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Ahh the pandering. Used to be it had to actually be an election year to see the kind of blatant, disgusting pandering I see happening all around me. Oh, and by the way, will someone please ask Jeb (aka the dumb one) Bush just how much, if at all, he cares about American citizens? Or maybe ask him how the second largest source of income, outside of oil revenues, to Mexico is American dollars sent home by illegal aliens?  Let that sink in for a moment. It’s not just him either. Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman in the World ( wow ladies, truly she’s not the best you can do ), is also busy promising goodies and amnesty to Mexico’s income earners.

I have to stop and laugh out loud for just a moment. With all due respect I have to make a pretty obvious point. Jeb Bush is an idiot. And no, that’s not my opinion, it’s fact. He’s made comments about how having a Mexican wife has given him a special insight into relating to Mexicans…..I mean hey, he even put himself down as a Hispanic on his 2009 voter registration form. I can imagine the kind of out-of-touch, juvenile, pre-pubescent mindset you would have to have to do something like that. It’s like genetically being a dude but checking “female” on your voter registration form. Oh wait, some people actually do that. See what I mean?

Without getting into the hundreds of paragraphs I could write regarding there being any other Bush family member running for president, let me just say this: NO. Just go away Jebster, just go away. Because if you think people stayed home instead of showing up to vote for Mitt ” dog-on-the-roof” Romney, my guess is that you’ll see tumbleweeds blowing through the parking lot of your local elementary school voting precinct. No one, and I seriously mean that, NO ONE will vote for Jeb Bush. Only the same big money, one percent douchebags who pay Karl Rove’s salary will check the box next to his name. Besides, that’s just what we need……bland, milquetoast, wishy-washy, vaguely old fashioned, nursing home Republicanism that identifies with the Barbarian Horde instead of my friends and family.

On the other hand, sadly, is Hillary Clinton. Can I just say, once for the record, REALLY? I lived through the Clinton presidency in the 90’s and I can honestly say this;  Bill Clinton was O.K……. in the sense that  he was, and is, a real piece of crap politically. He had the same, stale,  “Dixie Democrat” ideas that he had as Arkansas governor. The good, and bad, thing about Bill Clinton was his morals, or lack thereof. If a statue of Old Wild Bill were commissioned, it would be him sans pants at the presidential podium, starry-eyed intern underneath, with one hand giving a thumbs up and the other with a spittle-laced finger pointing skywards in order to best determine the shifting winds of his political base. But hell, at least he was an American and proud of it.

His wife, on the other hand, is a bitter, 1960’s type feminist radical. After growing up privileged and coddled by the very system she seeks to destroy, Hillary Rodham took a big one for the team and hitched her wagon to her exact opposite. Yes, she would put up with the philandering, drunken, I’ll kiss your baby and your teenage daughter, Bill Clinton to get what she wants, and that is the presidency. Aside from the fact that Shrill-Hill would sell a baby’s soul to Satan for a few more bucks, which is disturbing in the sense that she’s already loaded, what has she ever done to qualify for the office? I mean sure, the Manchurian Candidate this country elected the last two times has pretty much (with the help of Turkeyneck McConnell and Johnny Boner in Congress) destroyed the office and the balance of power.

I find it a horrible state of affairs. The Assumed Aristocracy that now rules us completely has grown so lazy, so indifferent and apathetic, that it isn’t even attempting to fool those of us that still have brains. A dud from the family that won’t go away, and a crusty maven from the other family that won’t go away. It’s really very humorous. A political fight between the Clintons and the Bushes is, and would be, nothing but a big show for all of us rubes. Hillary Clinton wholeheartedly represents, and is one of, the very “1%” that I have to keep hearing about…and so is Bush. Look it up. The two families have dinner together, go to the Burning Man ceremony at Bohemian Grove together, even Daddy Bush has been quoted as saying red-nosed B.J. Clinton is “like a son”. It’s like arguing which prince is going to inherit the throne, while ignoring that you are a serf under tyrannical rule that needs to rise up and claim your constitutional birthright. Oooh I like prince Harry, he’s sooooo dreamy.

My point is this; If you support Hillary because she has a va-jay-jay and so do you…..you’re an idiot that is fulfilling a sad stereotype. Look how  voting based on race has turned out for us, not so awesome, so let’s not add voting based on gender to our problems. On the other hand, if you support the first Hispanic candidate….namely Jeb Bush, you are also an idiot. It’s time to either find someone from nowhere, who actually has some real principles and solutions that center on our individual rights, or read and consider the words of Thomas Jefferson:

  “That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness…….” Declaration of Independence, July 4th 1776

The only question is this…… Do we have the stones to put back what we have deconstructed? Who will be the messenger of the truth? The truth is that liberal and conservative, male or female, black or white….. we were all given the means to define what we want as a free people. If we are allowed to engage in the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness, then what I do in my home, on my property, is my business, and what you do in your home and on your property is likewise yours, how can we go wrong? Step away from tribalism and political correctness…..don’t be afraid to be offended. More importantly, Don’t be afraid to offend. You are not part of a group. You are not part of a race. You are an individual created and endowed with certain inalienable rights, and when we insist that the law and our government view us as such, many of the problems manufactured by our modern-day slavemasters will vanish.

It brings me to my conclusion, and the inspiration for the title of this column. I was born in 1976…..ironically the bicentennial of our founding. The newspapers and cereal boxes carried the image of Bruce Jenner……a picture of American vigor and the can-do spirit that made this Nation, triumphantly crossing the finish line in victory. Now it’s 2015…..not that far removed in the space of years, and once again Bruce Jenner is in the news. Except now he’s a cross-dressing narcissist that craves attention and “acceptance” in his pathetic delusion that he’s a woman.  So it is for America. Think hard…….do you want a return to that America of confidence and victory, or the emasculated basket case of blame, failure, and manufactured tribal rage that we have now become? If your answer is the latter…… then it is A Crying Game indeed.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Obama

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Well, at least now I know what the English translation of the word “fatwah” is…..and it’s “Executive Order”. Being an American who grew up in the Eighties, I remember when Iran was the equivalent of Al Qaeda, and the Ayatollah was Osama bin Laden. There were T-shirts with his mug on it surrounded by crosshairs, and signs in shop windows with varying ways to say “screw you Iran”. Without going into all the statistics about how Iran took American hostages, blew up Marine barracks, funded (and funds) Hezbollah, screamed (and screams) “death to America” in the streets, and generally is an all around boil on the ass of civilization, I think it’s fair to say the Iranians are not our buddies.

In more recent times, Iran is, and has been, a sworn enemy of the American people. For example, if you are an American war veteran injured or maimed by an improvised explosive device, that device might as well have had “Made in Iran” stamped on its inner workings. So forgive me for not exactly supporting this new defeatist endeavour.

Can anyone explain to me why we are having any discussions whatsoever with Iran? If the issue is the acquisition of a nuclear weapon, and preventing it, then did we not already have the sanctions, structures, and policies in place for just that purpose? And exactly how does speeding up a nuclear Iran help? Is it just me, or has “The One”, John “Ketchup” Kerry, and Shrillary Clinton turned the entire middle east into a caliphate on the verge of World War III? In my lifetime I have never witnessed a more dangerous world….one where global chaos is one financial collapse or nuclear detonation away?

Listen, I have come a long way in my thinking of America’s place in the world. I DO NOT think that we should be the world’s policeman, nor involve ourselves in foreign conflicts that do not directly affect my ability to pursue life, liberty, and happiness. In essence I think we need to get our collective scat together.  I am reminded of an argument I once had with someone who thought the U.S. was arrogant and imperial, and that we should not be the world’s only “Superpower”.  I am able to understand and even empathize with such a statement. But that kind of thinking is naïve and frankly dangerous. There IS GOING TO BE a world leader that sets the tone, agenda, and currency for everyone else.

For good or ill, that used to be the United States. And if you’re one of those that thinks we’re getting our comeuppance, that we have no right to set the world’s agenda, get ready. Because the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Obama agrees with you, as well as all of the rest of our ruling “elites”. The New World that you long for will be led by China, Iran, Russia, and an Islamic Caliphate….all with our assistance and capitulation. And that will be great. Unless you’re a woman, a minority, religious, LGBT, progressive, conservative, a free thinker, educated, special needs, or elderly. Because in a world not guided by the following statement, many of us are doomed.

“We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator certain unalienable Rights, among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness….. that to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed……”

And that sounds a whole hell of a lot better than, “bow”, “obey”, and “convert or die”.

Where’s my Amnesty?

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Have you paid all your taxes? Have you followed the law, to the letter, your whole life long? Do you owe somebody something? Do you owe a creditor? Are you late paying your bills? Well too bad. You aren’t one of the blameless, sinless, to-be-worshipped, all too honest and hardworking when you’re not, unlearned, and illiterate immigrants from south of the border. What is citizenship worth? What was it worth to the Romans in the 4th and 5th century? How ignorant is America to the lessons of the past?

Very much so, my friends, very much so. One of the blogs I read has a title called, “Why Progressivism wins”, and I agree. But the reason it wins is because civilization has the tendency to decline…… and decline ultimately leads to the victory of progressivism. If only its’ advocates understood this logic. From Tyranny to Revolution, from Revolution to Complacency, from Complacency back to Tyranny. This is why progressives win…… not because they are right, but because everything withers and then dies, just like individual liberty and freedom. The true experiment our Founders envisioned was the the idea of individual liberty flourishing for as long as we kept it honest.

Oops……now we are mostly stupid and ignorant. More concerned with JLaws naked pics and what NFL player is beating the crap out of his gold-bricking fiance. Like many have said, including the 80’s band Cinderella, “you don’t know what you’ve got, till it’s gone….” Well……get ready, ’cause you are about to not know “what you got”…..

Listen… I have neighbors who are from Guatemala. They are nice enough folks, who have been living in the USA for 20+ years. They have a couple of kids, the youngest which is 11. Guess what? They don’t speak English. In fact, while trying to communicate with them in writing in regards to a property issue, I learned they don’t even read and write SPANISH. They have lived here for more than 20 years, use social services, welfare, use emergency room healthcare, have children in public schools, and……..they are illiterate in english as well as their own language. What do you think the next 20 Million our Emperor has deemed worthy will cost? Are you OK with that?

I’m a nice guy. I have worked manual labor jobs that would sicken most of you. I have shared time and meals with people from Mexico, Guatemala, Ecuador, and even sub-saharan Africa. Guess what they have told me? They get away with exactly just as much as we let them. If we, as a nation, required assimilation, they would assimilate. But we don’t. And now thanks to Nero Obama, these illiterate, unskilled, unsympathetic to the concerns of the US citizen “migrants” will be voting as well (LIKE THEY DON’T ALREADY).

So……if you care…. look up the history of every civilization on the face of the Earth that turns a blind eye to unfettered illegal immigration and open borders. Guess what? they don’t exist anymore. Think it’s a coincidence? Ok…..then Hillary and Jeb are looking forward to your suicidal vote. Because like my friend says….. Progressivism always wins. And history is full of the graveyards to prove it.

The Demigogic Demigods

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Ahh it’s morning in America. No really, it’s 9 AM and I’ve been reading my favorite online sources of opinion and commentary about the recent “wave” election. All I can say is wow, being right all the time is soooo boring. Not to mention it also infuriates everyone around me. Anyway, I knew that within 24 hours of being the winner by default, the GOP would quickly perform an about face regarding all their empty, gaseous promises of repealing Obamacare, sealing the border, stopping travel from Ebolafrica, and blah, blah, blah. As I have reported before, these bozos are not our salvation. And to top that, the GOP has misread (again) the will of the very people who put them in office. See, nobody I know voted “R” because they think the constipated-turtle Mitch McConnell or Oompa-Loompa orange Johnny Boner, I mean Boehner, were great choices based on their actions, or lack of them, in congress. They voted for the only opposition team on the field. I find myself wondering why they couldn’t at least pretend to hear what the voters were screaming.. which happened to be, “STOP!”

Because even though the American People have the memory of goldfish these days, the crap keeps pouring down so frequently that we can’t get rid of the smell. It’s one thing to have a scandal or two, an unconstitutional executive order or two, and then back to watching “The Daily Show” so we can guffaw at John Leibowitz’s contribution to our decline. The problem is that with the current administration it’s punch after punch, blow after blow (calm down Mr. Clinton), and no time to catch your breath and wipe off the blood. Everywhere I look I see not only the sad, inevitable failure of our Legislature, but also the tin-horn style dictatorship coming out of the White House. I think even the ignorant and blatantly partisan are weary of the gloom that overhangs this nation like fog on the San Francisco bay.

Iran is pretty close to a nuke. The economy is still tanking. Real unemployment, you know, the way we counted it when W was in office, is huge. Race and race politics have become disgusting and frankly tiresome. The press is a joke, nothing more than a modern day Pravda propping up its bad bet on Obama. Illegal immigration is rampant and unapologetic. What was once the mess in Iraq is now the growing caliphate. The gov’t is snooping on your phone and computer, choosing what healthcare you don’t get, and punishing anyone who brings it up. My whole life I’ve heard how bad Nixon was, but in truth, and in hindsight, the guy was a saint and protector of the republic compared to what we’ve got now.

Our wanna be Demi-God in Chief is the ultimate whiny brat. My mouth actually dropped during his press conference ( where once again he took no real questions ) when the petulant man-child said, ” Well, a lot of people didn’t vote……”, Now the guy is going to channel the will of the non-voter as well as ignore the will of the voter? Awesome. Even Bill Clinton, a veritable statesman by comparison, knew to come out and track to the center after he lost congress in the 90’s. I felt like I was watching the biggest temper tantrum ever seen by a grown man on television. Other than ignorant elitists and minorities who vote for color of skin over content of character, who is behind this buffoon? Seriously, I want to know. Because if you hated Bush then you must really hate this guy.

Add to this the disturbing two years to come. Here’s my predictions: Iran will get the nuke and either use it, or threaten to with great effect. The middle east will turn into two factions, Iran and it’s mullahs against the ISIS caliphate, competing for who can blow up the most western assets. Russia and China will throw off their shaky allegiance to the US dollar, at the same time hacking our banking and infrastructure, in effect defeating the once mighty America “without firing a shot”. Our own leadership will flood the country with the disease and ignorance of the third world and then let them vote, all the while stoking the racial divide to a boiling point. Add to that Soviet-style control of our flow of information by seizing control of the internet in the name of “fairness”.

I think, or at least I hope, that some are starting to understand what “fundamental transformation” is. It’s the startling realization that we elected someone who believes that in order to re-make us, he must break us. It’s not about arguing over the old issues anymore, because that is now a luxury we cannot afford. Without the framework of our constitution, and the unity of culture and nationality, the arguments will become infinitely more serious. You know, like how will you feed your family and survive in a world that looks nothing like the one you are accustomed to. We as a people have lazily allowed the true one percent, our Imperial Oligarchs, to take from us the control of the ship. The last election was a step towards regaining the helm, but much is yet to be done. Those who we have elected, no matter what they think, are not the Demi-gods of old…..they are just Old Demigogues.

DonkeyHole of the Year Award

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I’m starting a new feature on my site called the “DonkeyHole of the Year Award”.

 It’s not very accurate because I get the feeling that many, many peeps will get this prestigious award all year long. Why? Because idiots are the gift that keeps on givin’……all year long. My choices for this Darwinian award will be wide and varied, but will offend SOMEONE. But since not many read this, and I make exactly zero dollars spewing my talent on The World, I really don’t care. Even though I seriously welcome debate so feel free to comment. I will absolutely address any serious (or not serious) comment.

So…. the first recipient of this year’s award is………

THOMAS ERIC DUNCAN! Come on down!!!! Oh wait… you’re dead. Well thank God….or Mother Nature…..or Allah. I don’t care what you believe in, thank Whatever that this D-Bag has taken the Big Dirt Nap. Tango Uniform. And in my opinion, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

To the lying, self serving, illegal entry, knew-he-had-Ebola-and-didn’t-care jerk who introduced the worlds’ most deadly virus to America……Congrats! You are the DonkeyHole of the Year! I’d pin the award on myself, but even the remains are infectious.

What makes it better is our favorite race-pimp Jesse Jackson is assisting this P.O.S.’s family to, get this, SUE! the Hospital and city for supposedly not giving him the same treatment  as Whitey. Not even a citizen, heck… not even alive, and our award winner’s family has already figured America out. Awesome.

So…..to all the feel good types who don’t think this guy was a complete tool…… wait till one of your loved ones is choking on their liquified internal organs, then get back to me. Maybe then you too can become a contender for DonkeyHole of The Year!